October 2010
September 2010
FUCK.
daphne-:
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
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i've been in my bed for 4 hours
really, really dizzy. I came home from tim hortons today and went on the computer for like, 15 min. I looked up for a second and everything in my room was moving. I got really dizzy all of a sudden and crawled into my bed. My mom brought up some water (good thing my cell phone was already on my bed so i could get her without yelling!). Then I took a nap and woke up not feeling any different....
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ blessthefall
this was the most perfect thing to appear on my dash
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I will not make bad decisions anymore!
I stayed home from school today. Not because I was sick. Last night I had a crapload of homework to do and all I did was half of a project that was due the next day. I was going to set my alarm for 4AM to finish everything, but I went to bed at a little past 11 so I definitely couldn’t wake up. I went back to bed and woke up at 6:30 to my dad asking me why I was still sleeping. I told him I...
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Facebook vs. Tumblr. JGL edition.
josephgordon-levitt:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
this was perfect.
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
This is good.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a...
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fuck you sleep
you never liked me anyway. i don’t want to go to sleep at 1 for babysitting tomorrow :( too early.
My mind’s been in such a fog tonight. I’ve been over thinking about too much. I’ve been trying to figure out situations, figure out people, figure out how to word myself, figure out why I’ve been acting certain ways, figure out why i keep telling myself i’ll do...
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My parents found out about my gauges. It’s been like, what, a year? My mom noticed it once and I said it was nothing… But this time I had tapers in with my hair up. She called me stupid and said I’m going to regret it when I get older, even though I told her that when you take them out it closes back… Then it followed by my little brother asking me why I would want to do...
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holy fuck spring 2011 collections
You totally snuck up on me! Don’t do that!
Fashion week is so exciting! I love it. It’s not as if I’m the one heading out to all these shows in NYC, London, Milan and Paris for the next month, but there is slideshows on style.com and livestreaming. It’s the next best thing. I’m just nervous for my school performance for the next 4 weeks. This is what I predict to...
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“Like see, energy comes out of the outlets into our amplifiers. The energy comes...”
– (Stoned) Kurt Cobain
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I was going to go ask my mom to take me to Jo...
But then I went on the computer. Story of my life. I think I was going to ask her at around 7-7:30. But then I was all “I’ll go on the computer for just a second….” I’m still here. I went downstairs once, to get a bowl of salad.
I wasn’t allowed to have any friends over tonight so I wanted to go to a craft store and buy some more chains and clasps. Maybe some...
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